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Hey New York Locals,👋
Your weekend starts here! We’re talking weekend cherry blossom sightings, pop-ups, new openings, a special small business spotlight, and a round-up of the funniest stuff that happened this week on @newyorkers.🗽 Whether you’re looking to laugh, explore, or just try something new, we’ve got your plans covered. ✨ Let’s get into it 👇
TOP 5 WEEKEND ACTIVITIES 🥳
1. New Yorkers Live Comedy Show 🎤
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2. Peak Bloom Season At The Brooklyn Botanic 🌸
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3. A Pop-Up Called Pancakes At S&P Lunch 🍸
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4. Thérapie Clinic Flash Offers & FREE Underarm Laser!
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5. Small Business Spotlight: 🎬 Night Owl Video
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@newyorkers Column 🤪
If you’re new here, @newyorkers is basically one giant NYC group chat — funniest moments, wildest sightings, and peak chaos.
Here’s what went down this week:
Bryant Park is now using a robot to mow the lawn
Allergies are brutal this year
New Yorkers found a young child on the subway and returned him to his father
A wild turkey has been roaming NYC streets looking for a mate
An artist set up a sidewalk poetry station — her neighbor was not a fan
This Brooklyn block party did not stop for the rain
Mr. Softee is getting expensive out here
This street in Murray Hill is being called the “Squid Game block”
A woman went viral for sharing her “New Yorker workout routine”
The Trump administration seized control of the $7 billion Penn Station revamp, kicked out the MTA, and put Amtrak in charge. We went to Penn Station to ask New Yorkers how they feel about it
P.S. Want us to visit your business or event with our famous red microphone? DM @newyorkers.live 🎤
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Laundry House is offering a $20 laundry card to all new customers! Check it out!
Go support @supergirlreject this Friday, May 2nd from 5-8pm at @longstoryshort.nyc! Stop by to purchase her powerful poems and support a local artist during the Lower East Side art show openings!
This is the perfect activity to unleash your inner child!! Check it out!
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@apartmentsnyc Deals Of The Week
This week, we rounded up more of the best apartment deals from our page @apartmentsnyc. All listings are verified, come with video tours, and include direct broker contact. No scams, no surprises—just solid finds. Check them out below👇
1 bedroom apartment in Lenox Hill selling for $495,000. Includes brand new floors, 12-foot ceilings, and low maintenance costs.
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3 bedroom condo in the heart of Forrest Hills selling for $800,000. Unit includes a private balcony, spacious rooms, and ample closet storage.
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One bedroom apartment in Sutton Place selling for $679,000. This unit is newly renovated with a lot of natural light, and is located in a full-service building.
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P.S. Want us to feature a business you love? DM us! 💌